Aaaaand they’re back again! I was actually right in the middle of working on a project (no shit, I just turned on my iron so I could start fusing interfacing once it was good and hot) when I noticed that Vogue had released Fall 2015 patterns. Took a quick lurk, and I’m afraid my poor project is just gonna have to wait because I have opinions and I need to share them right now!
Vogue 1466 // Donna Karan Vogue 1466 – the jacket with a it’s own SARS mask!
Vogue 1465 // Donna Karan
Forreal, tho, how low are those armholes? Looks like we’re fixin to head into sideboob territory any minute now. Vogue 1458 // Ralph Rucci
I can’t wrap my head around this dress. The front looks ok (if you ignore the eye-searingly hideous fabric it’s made up with) – I’m all about some interesting seam lines à la Ralph Rucci, except that big diamond on the side just looks like a really shameful attempt at patching a hole. Then I looked at the back:
The hell is going on back here? That wonky neckline just looks like a mistake (and now I’m noticing the wonk on the front neckline, too, ugh) and the horrible exposed darts are making me feel twitchy (especially considering they look like they’ve barely been pressed and now they’re all puffy and sad). Is the patchwork diamond pulling down that side of her dress with the weight of it’s shame? Straight outta the funny house, this dress. Ralph Rucci, ILU but why you gotta do this to
yourself your patterns?? Vogue 1460 // Badgley Mischka
Vogue 1462 // DKNY
Vogue 1461 // DKNY
Vogue 1459 // Koos Van Den Akker
I… sort of like this? Someone send help, I’m losing it.
Vogue 1467 // Anne Klein
Good day, sir!
Vogue 1463 // Anne Klein
Now including eyebrows for your boobs – a must-have for the season’s fashion. Vogue 9127 // Vintage Vogue
Holy shit, the seaming details on this pattern are amazing. Total eye candy. Look at those little arrowhead tacks! Eep! I would totally make this just for the fun of it (and then never wear it, bc when the hell in my life does a dress like this fit?)
Vogue 9135 // Kathryne Brenne
No words for this one. I think the picture is hilarious enough on it’s own.
Vogue 9140 // Marcy Tilton
Who the hell chose this wretched print combination?
Not even an adorable little child can save you from this mistake of an outfit.
“Come and play with us. Forever… and ever… and ever.”
What are you loves/hates from this collection?