The new Vogue collection can actually be summed up in one word: Zzzzzzz….
Forreal, don’t fall asleep while browsing these.
Vogue 8972
Despite how boring this looks in the picture, it’s actually pretty great – lots of customization options for the skirt and sleeves, and it would look really cool with some fabric colorblocking. I definitely plan on picking up a copy for myself. Yay Vogue! U did it!
Vogue 1381
Hm, looks familiar…
Voge 8990
Even though it totally looks like a cross between a laptop case and a Bible holder, I gotta give Vogue props for making a handbag pattern that actually looks like something people would carry. Kind of, anyway.
Vogue 1383
Macaron with bonus danglies!
Vogue 8987
Could be useful if you needed a sew a uniform for your boyfriend who works at a country club, I guess.
Vogue 1379
That giant armhole looks like a portal that leads straight to hell.
Vogue 8973
I think this might be cute, but holyeeee shit how unflattering does it look on the model??
Vogue 8974
Seriously, are they putting forth any effort whatsoever?
Vogue 1389
Like, this actually looks cool as shit when you look at the line drawings, but would you ever guess that from just seeing the picture?
Vogue 8969
Apparently they’re not even trying to make the super stylized/unrealistic line drawings even look flattering anymore.
Vogue 8970
I rest my case.
Vogue 1385
Vagina neckline.
Vogue 8981
This is so stupid, it’s actually making me a little angry.
Vogue 8982
I also irrationally hate this; the asymmetrical hem just looks like they fucked something up during the sewing process. Whyyyy.
Vogue 1388
I don’t necessarily hate this jacket, it’s just confusing the shit out of me. Looks like a combination jacket and vest? Help?
Vogue 8984
I… what.
Vogue 8975
That gif about sums up how I feel.
So, what do you think? Anyone else fall asleep yet?