Happy Monday, everyone! I just want y’all to know that I passed my kidney stone over the weekend (and yes, it’s a big deal, and yes, I know y’all were just sitting on the edge of your seats waiting for an update), so let’s celebrate! Vogue has graciously decided to gift us with a new season of patterns! Hope you made a strong cup of coffee for this one.
This is inoffensive, it just looks exactly like a lace dress they released a couple of years ago.
Again, it’s not bad, but the styling is something else. A matching skirt and top set made in bright purple with tinsel running through it? Oook, Vogue.
What’s with the buttflap, tho?
Ok, THAT is cute.
Oooh, this too!
Someone pls explain to me why you would take a pattern with a million tucks and pleats and other interesting details, and make it up in the busiest fabric you can find.
For the Michelin man in all of us.
Don’t worry about the other arm, she can totally handle the cold.
Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize the ugliest part of the 90s was back.
OH GOD, THE 80S TOO.
This is probably the only time you will ever hear me say this, but this is least-worst Koos Van Den Akker pattern I’ve ever seen.
Just being nitpicky – I don’t think that’s a flattering length.
Still being nitpicky, but this is not a winter top?
I don’t hate this, I just hate that it is PANTS. Whyyyyyy.
lol, this is seriously one of the worst ones in this collection. Like, wtf is even going on here? That shit looks like a SPIDERWEB.
Vogue: Still trying to make the danglies happen.
I guess it wouldn’t be a proper Vogue photoshoot without a random shirtless man.
That’s it, I quit.