Yaaaaay, new Vogue Patterns are in!
This batch wasn’t too bad – the patterns themselves aren’t necessarily terrible (for the most part), but the fabric choices still give us something to giggle over. Which brings me to to my next question – do you think Vogue is onto me? Are they purposefully giving us lols at this point?
Whatever, don’t stop! We like the entertainment!
I don’t have anything to snark about this one, really. Questionable fabric choices aside, I would wear the shit out of those pants.
I like this IN THEORY, but I also keep noticing that the tucks are not evenly spaced and that back seam looks less bias and more crooked and it’s making my eye twitch.
Oh god, I just realized the collar is totally lopsided too. I take back every positive thought I had about this dress.
The style lines on this dress are not half bad (although the drapey poof sleeves need to go), but whyyyy would you sew this up in shiny purple? She looks like she’s melting.
Ok, I know this is a ~Marcy Tilton~ and crazy fabrics are the whole point, but I’m hoping we can all agree that whatever that shiny reflective shit they have going on is a tragedy, and needs to be stopped.
Dolman sleeves with a faux boob-minimizing overalls. Ooook.
Vogue: Featuring necklines that only a mother could love.
I’m guessing this is supposed to be a replica of Princecess Kate’s Engagement dress, but the fit and shape here are all wrong. They could not have made this look more unflattering if they tried.
On a side note, one of the fabric requirements is Silk Spun Knit!? Whatever that is, I want me some!
This is a really cute dress, but woof at those fabric combinations.
PROTIP: If you’re going to put your model in a shirt that’s too big, don’t make the sleeves sheer lace that we can see through.
The best part of this picture is the shit in the bottom right corner. What is going on over there? Is the building falling down around her? Should we send for help?
I think we need to have a shiny fabric intervention.
This is… ok. It looks striking in the pictures (or is that just the model?), but I don’t know any woman who would wear such an exaggerated and long peplum. The back must be pushing a good 10″ away from her ass.
Sister Wives: The Business Edition.
No Vogue release would be complete without the addition of an Ugly Hat.
Oh, look, I saved the best for last…
I don’t know about you, but it’s high time we had frog and owl purses in our respective wardrobes.