The new Vogue collection can actually be summed up in one word: Zzzzzzz….
Forreal, don’t fall asleep while browsing these.
Despite how boring this looks in the picture, it’s actually pretty great – lots of customization options for the skirt and sleeves, and it would look really cool with some fabric colorblocking. I definitely plan on picking up a copy for myself. Yay Vogue! U did it!
Even though it totally looks like a cross between a laptop case and a Bible holder, I gotta give Vogue props for making a handbag pattern that actually looks like something people would carry. Kind of, anyway.
Could be useful if you needed a sew a uniform for your boyfriend who works at a country club, I guess.
That giant armhole looks like a portal that leads straight to hell.
I think this might be cute, but holyeeee shit how unflattering does it look on the model??
Seriously, are they putting forth any effort whatsoever?
Like, this actually looks cool as shit when you look at the line drawings, but would you ever guess that from just seeing the picture?
Apparently they’re not even trying to make the super stylized/unrealistic line drawings even look flattering anymore.
I rest my case.
This is so stupid, it’s actually making me a little angry.
I also irrationally hate this; the asymmetrical hem just looks like they fucked something up during the sewing process. Whyyyy.
I don’t necessarily hate this jacket, it’s just confusing the shit out of me. Looks like a combination jacket and vest? Help?
That gif about sums up how I feel.
So, what do you think? Anyone else fall asleep yet?