Nothing like some Vogue-hate to cheer me up when I’m having a shitty week, amirite. Thanks, Vogue!
I don’t get this. It looks someone tried draping for the first time and failed as hard as they could possibly fail.
True story: I check my Google search terms every day (because they are hilarious and awesome) and my very favorite one was when someone found my blog by searching “buttcrack sundress.” I always wondered what a buttcrack sundress was. Now I will wonder no more.
From the puffy darts to the shitty fit to the sad attempt at whatever is going on there with the neckline, this dress makes my heart hurt.
No comment on the dress, I just think the pose is really really funny.
COME AT ME, BRO.
Y U mad, tho?
Vogue, stop trying to make the danglies happen.
The pattern describes this as a “fitted bodice.” I don’t know about you, but nothing about that bodice looked fitted to me.
Well, that pattern placement is just tragic.
I actually don’t mind this get-up too much (except for that pants length… yikes). I just wanted to make fun of her shoes.
The fuck is going on here.
Vogue, what did we just talk about regarding those danglies.
The prettiest beekeeper you ever did see.
I’m noticing a new trend here, in that NOTHING FUCKING FITS ANY OF THESE MODELS. What the hell! I know that most fashion magazines pin back the clothing to make it tight on the models, but ffs Vogue you had these things sewn for you. Could you not size down?? Compare the actual pants to the line drawing here. Those are not supposed to be Hammer pants, contrary to what the photo would have you believe. I’m just… I have no words. No words at all.
Vogue, go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.