Oh my god, you guys – Vogue just released their newest line of sewing patterns! It’s like Christmas in July today!!!
Unfortunately, the new line-up isn’t really fit for snark. The designs are inoffensive, rather plain honestly. *YAWN*
So instead, we’re going to make fun of the pictures! Because they are hilarious . Also there is a mysterious window.
That kind of side eye comes from someone who has been hurt before.
I’m curious as to why they decided the perfect moment to take the picture was also the exact moment the model fell directly on her ass.
Oh, God… I can’t even… is she popping a squat? WHO DECIDED ON THE POSES FOR THESE PICTURES?
“Don’t go… it’s… it’s not safe out there.”
“Ok, hon, it looks like you’re a little too tall for the frame. Do you mind crouching down a little? I need to get those killer Payless shoes in the picture as well. There. That’s good, that’ll work. You’re a natural, doll.”
I would love to make some type of snarky comment implying that the fan is necessary when you are wearing a stank-inducing vest made of plastic alligator skin but I think the picture speaks for itself.
For the gay pirate in all of us.
Or, if you’re a shriner, we’ve got you covered on that end too
I need someone to explain this garment to me because I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking at. Is it… a suit jacket with no arms that has magically expanded into a cape?
I just love the randumb giant leaf they chose to include in all that handbag pictures.
A prime example of a tragic fabric choice. This pattern is actually super cute; it’s just impossible to see past the shiny on the envelope picture.
This one was my favorite, which is why I saved it for last. She looks like she’s creeping around a doorway and I spent about 10 minutes laughing at when I first saw it.